I'M ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET AND SURVEYS.
1. What is the middle name of the first person you ever slept with or had sex with?
uh.... well, real sex was with... uh, i think his middle name is caliri or something.
2. What kind of underwear are you wearing and what colour?
orange-and-yellow flowered bikinis... with blue accents in the flowers, and orange elastic.
3. What is the song you want played at your funeral?
uh.... i don't know. "i wanna be sedated"? maybe actually i'd have "i'll follow you into the dark" by death cab for cutie, or "cast no shadow" by oasis. real tear jerkers. cry, bitches!
4 What would your last meal be before getting executed?
it would take at least two hours: probably first a hummus-tomato-cucumber-guacamole sandwich on really bad ass bread, then lentil-and-spinach soup, then pasta, then salad, then tofu-black-bean enchiladas.
5. Beatles or Stones?
beatlesssssssssssss.
6. If you had to pick one person on earth who should die, who would it be?
a tie between hugo chavez and george bush.
7. The person whose problems you would never want to hear again?
nooooooo comment.
8. What is the thing most important to you (physical) about the preferred sex?
well, there has to be a combination; beautiful eyes, beautiful face, cool hair, nice ass, at least as tall as me, sexy voice.
9. Do you secretly hate some of your friends but are too nice to reject them?
uh, i purposefully don't hang out with people i don't like. that's why they're not my friends.
10. If you could have any super power what would it be?
SUPER FAME! hahahaha.
11. Favourite hangover cure?
sleep, salty food, and more booze (sometimes).
12. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
depends on about eight billion factors: what i've mixed, the strength of those mixes, if i've eaten, and the frequency. but generally anything six or higher will get me fucked.
13. Favourite song lyric?
"back beat, the word is on the street that the fire in your heart is out / i'm sure you've heard it all before but you never really had a doubt / "
14. Hair colour you most like someone you're dating to have?
hmm.... not grey? i like dark hair mostly, though.
15. If you had to be blind or deaf?
probably blind.
16. Do you have any psychiatric problems?
not really.
17. Siblings that should go to rehab?
nah.
18. Least favourite month?
august... hottest month of the year.
19. First film you can remember seeing as a kid?
either sinbad and the seven seas or the land before time.
20. Favourite person in the whole world?
i can't pick.
21. When's the last time you went on a date?
uh........ david's birthday, maybe?
22. Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?
eh, dirty movies are a little more tolerable, i guess.
23. Fall or spring?
fall.
24. Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
hmm... a random russian kid (well, actually, that was really hot, and cool that i never saw him again!), a bulgarian, a guy from new york, a former pearl-streeter, joe, a few starbucks employees, three or four kids from round rock, russell, ryan, and....... that's enough for now. i don't care that i've made out with a lot of people, because i like kissing! unfortunately, it's usually kissing skill that makes me decide if i like someone, and usually when i don't it doesn't end well.
25. If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with?
not straight.
26. Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
i still would rather not think about something that far in advance. i don't even know where i want to live in the next six months.
27. Who is the person or persons you can count on the most?
Kirsten. seriously. the most responsible and reliable person in the world.
28. If you could date any celebrity past or present, time and age who would it be?
*sigh* either daniel johns in 1999 or brandon boyd after "drive" to present times but i'd make him shave that stupid moustache... it looks like a puberty stache.
29. What books have you pretended you've read?
bless me, ultima; great expectations; various text books; place of houses.
30. What's a word you would use to describe your life?
a cross between "eclectic" and "eccentric."
31. Favourite drinking game?
i want to play a drinking game during a presidential debate.
32. What did you dream last night?
i don't remember.