am i drunk?

[imatesthuman]

yeah so im driving home from work behind some truck. He turns on his right blinker so i go around him on the left and he makes a left turn. So i try and go the right as much as possable but still hit the side of his new truck and scrape the side of my box leaving a few dents and a broken right turn signal. Im pissed. He says what the

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[grammariscool]

ooh, rob. i'm so sorry you got so terribly lost.
in retrospect, you prolly shoulda just stayed here ;/
& i'm even more sorry about senor pedro, which is your car. i hope whatever new one you acquire is even 1/2 has lovely, and ... loyal to you <3

[imatesthuman]

it was 100% my fault getting lost and my car is still good just that i really need/WANT a newer one