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[imawwizard]

alright listen up people wwho reside in england
im goin to come stay in england in a couple a wweeks and i wwant to knoww wwhat the best hotel is

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[fearnoanvil]

i don't think there is one.
they are all pretty british.

[imawwizard]

there isnt evven one
really

[fearnoanvil]

yeah they are all good and english! :o

[grimdarklight]

Surely none of our lowly countryside inns will ever manage to meet your exceptionally high standards of living, monseigneur Ampora.

[imawwizard]

they wwont
i am a pureblood and i deservve the best
not any lowwlife muggle inns
i need a 5 star hotel
the most expensivve one

[grimdarklight]

I'm sure your parents are proud of your ability to squander your inheritance.

[witchafterall]

It depends what part of England you'll be visiting, I imagine.

[imawwizard]

wwell wwere goin all ovver england so i dont knoww
a hotel in london

[witchafterall]

I'm afraid I'm not terribly familiar with London, so I can't help you there. But if you make your way to Oxfordshire, I'd be happy to make a recommendation.

[imawwizard]

oh im sorry
ill be sure to buy one wwhen i get there

[vampauxiliatrix]

Ive Read That Muggles Have A Very Useful Search Tool Named Google
Unfortunately I Cannot Access Nor Use This Tool So I Will Instead Write A Small List

[And here goes a list of fancy Wizarding and Muggle hotels in London and other cities like Winchester or Brighton.]

[imawwizard]

thank you kan
i wwill havve to take a look at these wwhen i get to england
speakin a wwhich
are you goin to be joinin us on the trip around england kan