Comments | imbasire: how to scream in monotone

imbasire

how to scream in monotone

Jan 30, 2003 11:58

It starts out just like any other day. You wake up around 7:30. You look around... then, come to grips with the fact that this is indeed your life... and go back to sleep. You wake up again a little after 9, happy that it isn’t later you say to yourself, "5 more minutes". 10 minutes later you are showering. Once out of the shower you congratulate ( Read more... )

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anonymous January 31 2003, 05:43:04 UTC

HAHAAAHAHAHAHAHA

asshole

imbasire January 31 2003, 06:17:09 UTC

This website has spawned a new item to add to my "things to do before i die" list. I was discussing this with several parties last night:

I want to go to a bar wearing this. Start up a coversation with some girl. Inevidably this would come up,
"thats an interesting tie you got there"
"oh, thank you... its actually breast cancer"

the dead silence that would then follow could probobly cut peoples ears straight in half. It would be priceless. Is this the fastest way to get a restraining order, ever?