*biting nails*

[imbrium17]

Something is fundamentally wrong with physics. I am afraid today. I dropped a piece of bread this morning, and it landed butter side up.

.....Quick, someone give me a cat!
Several days later, after giving it much thought, I realize the model of the buttered bread strapped to the back of a cat isn't right. That configuration would be trying to

Comments

sure

[fairiegodmother]

[looking at cat]

Um, before I hand you the cat, do you want it buttered?

Fairie G

Re: sure

[aurorawyndancer]

Rolling on floor laughing... Mercury, it's all Mercury's fault ;)

hey lady!

[fairiegodmother]

You want some butter with that cat?

Fairie G
(trying to ignore pissed-off look from pissed-off Puss in Boots)

Re: hey lady!

[imbrium17]

Nah, that just gets hair in the butter.

Re: hey lady!

[fairiegodmother]

but the fur and the butter are what hold the space-time continuum together!

FG