Funny bunny?

[imdeepthroat]

I stay busy for one night and my husband doesn't come home? Which one of you got him drunk and/or stoned then left him in some god-forsaken country possibly greased up and naked? I won't get mad just tell me where to pick him up!Oh good I know where he is, if he could just be left outside the door at some point preferably clothed and alert that'd

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[plumpumpkin]

Last I saw was your husband making out with the girl who dresses like a bird and the pointy toothed bully.

[the_g_prime]

LOL. I wasn't going to tell her, but you already did so yeah. We're kissing and telling.. only we weren't the ones doing the kissing.. licking.

Ohgod.

[plumpumpkin]

Seriously...someone has to.

I mean if my boyfriend or whatever making out with random people all the time I would want to know...

[imdeepthroat]

Well thank you for telling me the truth.

[the_g_prime]

OooooOoooo. Ehehe.

Nevermind. I should not tell you what I saw him doing last.

[imdeepthroat]

So business as usual.

[dr_t_s_venture]

Pft. I hardly see how that's an excuse.

[judysebben]

For what it's worth, I really am sorry about all this. I won't insult you by making excuses, I know there isn't anything I can say to justify what happened.

[imdeepthroat]

I'm sure you are sorry. *nod*

[greedyful]

This isn't one of those quiet angers where you're acting okay but when I bring butterfly home you'll slaughter him horrifically, right?

Because he's living in fear right now, and really I don't see it because you've always been such a sweetheart.

.... if you do, can I watch?

[imdeepthroat]

Well if It was quiet anger prolonging it will only make it worst. I've cooled off, just bring him home when he's not freaking out entirely.