wasting the internet

[imdirkurgonadie]

apparently my beard is angular in a way that makes me look metal... or so i've heard.
I was going to say something about me being not on Earth right now and what I'd do when I get back. But, I'm still here in my room, which would make me a liar.

i don't like when my pants are on fire

cue the horn section, the build-up is coming!

Comments

[solace424]

are you from mars?

[imdirkurgonadie]

i am a mooninite