Thursday

[imfuckingdrunk]

Whoa, I almost had a heart attack there. New rule for me: no purse with vaulables when I'm drunk. BAAAD idea

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[sharetheblame]

"no, seriously, youve never had sex with this kid"
"NO, REMEMBER WE'RE COUSINS"
"dont, fuck with me tell me the truth"
"okay were friends"
(me)"but we have sex sometimes"
"whats with the tight pants"
(me)"NO! you got bit by a rock star!"

[stab_it___out]

it was me!
but now i'm stuck in nebraska.
i don't know what to do with my bored little self.
eat?
waffles?
ice cream?
good.

[imfuckingdrunk]

nebraska??? i don't like it there...maybe a burrito would help too.