someone notify the authorities

[imgelling]

yeah so i was home all alone after being dropped off from a night with lauren and barbs (totallyawesome).. i turned off all the lights in my house and get undressed for bed. i was getting into bed as i hear this HUGE crash followed by what i thought were footsteps coming up the stairs. Naturally, i wanted to piss my pants. but instead i slammed my

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[lauralaurame]

rofl omg that was awesome, i really needed a laugh like that. :)) <3 to your toliet seat.

[blueprint_skin]

that totally fucking made my day elan. no wonder you were acting all strange this morning. it's ok do be ashamed of your unmanlyness.

[anonymous]

OMG!!! you are soooo stupid!!!! lmao that was hilarious i should've been there to protect your scared ass. I still love you though...you manly and strong elan *flex*

[pixiexcore]

you.. are great. don't be afraid of toilet seats. i wish all of this was recorded or something. that sounds classic oh here's the link to that hot chick [ http://images2.deviantart.com/i/2003/51/3/b/Chrissie_Wallpaper.jpg ]

later hoeness
<3 candice [even tho i'm sitting right next to you]

[shutthewindow]

you´re such a fuckin retard.