Christmas on Ice

[imgoingdowntown]

I am on sensory overload. After going to Shakertown for dinner with the extended and semi-family, my brother and his girlfriend revealed that they had not really gone to a professors' party with cheese, but had wanted to surprise me with my recommended cheeses in a roundabout way. But then I explained the cosmic symmetry, how I had gone to a

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napoleon

[amessiahcomplex]

"don't be jealous because i've been chatting with hot babes online all day."
oh napoleon dynamite, the gift that keeps on giving. damn i love it. woooooweee. i wondered how long it would take it to get through to DHS past just me and alix.

Re: napoleon

[imgoingdowntown]

I am glad that I had the faith to buy it from the start. I think I am going to watch it again right now.

Are you sure that nobody else has seen it?

[falseadvertiser]

trainspotting'll do that to ya... all that core shaking sort of thing.

[imgoingdowntown]

It's too bad that they'll never scrap the DARE program, and replace the large-lipped cartoon kids with a film festival of Trainspotting, Requiem for a Dream, Traffic, etcetera. That would set them straight.

[falseadvertiser]

HAHAHA... that might actually work.
man, you have to love the war on drugs... its just like the war on terror... we're "like" definitley going to just "like" one day *POOF* win!

[imgoingdowntown]

I know, I know, we can all imagine it on our inner eyes, VD Day, when that Orwellian specter that descends on the best of us Americans in our dreams, and weighs heavily on us in the waking hours - a composite of the moustachioed South American drug kingpin and the greasy, sandal-wearing hippie (who is rumored to be gay, to boot), ever-hungry for a fix, and coming to a neighborhood near you - finally vanishes as the junkies renounce their chemicals and register for the Republican Party out of gratitude.

It's too bad that the War can't end, since certain parties require endless war to maintain power.