My Philosophy teacher is a super hero ( Read more... )

I've made my decision, i know what i want to do with my life... I want to be the oldest man to climb Mt Everest. That gives me 50 more years to just chill.

So amanda is just finishing up her 24th episode of "Freinds," in two days... She assures me it isn't sad... "it's only like 6 hrs a day" she says... and for some reason i agree with her and walk away ( Read more... )

A lot of people like practical jokes, personally, I prefer the impractical ones ( Read more... )

Ahh, journaling ( Read more... )

I bought some neat squeakies off the internet and, when i finished filling out the forms, i got this email in my box ( Read more... )

Fox News has reported that the Bengal's Cheerleaders are shipping off to entertain our troops... oh lovely, they worked so well for the Bengals!

I have a journal ( Read more... )

Fox News: Will the bachelorette find true love? We'll ask a couple of experts, coming up next

That is a serious quote!!! For God's sake man! AHH!!!

it's getting harder and harder to find the motivation to wake up these days!

Now we have 3 Tv's in the living room. I can pretend to be talking to anyone in the room while still keeping at least one eye on the TV. I'll keep the other eye on the last piece of pizza in the hopes that, due to a counting error, JoE will forget how many slices he's had and allow me to take number five ( Read more... )