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[iminquizitive]

I had a mid-aged butch lesbian ask if I would impregnate her. I asked her if she was talking about, like, a sperm bank and she says, "Or... you know, outside a sperm bank and I pay you fifty bucks, or something." I'm sure she could tell I was caught off guard by this, and she says, "Oh my gosh, I embarrassed you. You don't have to give me an answer

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[kennygomien]

Sounds like that guy from Group X.

"Heyyy little girl, did you want to know a seecaret? Cause I know one and it is soooo good to heer eet."

[iminquizitive]

Kenny... [sigh]... I had no idea what you were talking about in your comment, and of course my curiosity got the best of me and I looked up this song.

What the fuck? I'm not surprised, but... I miss you.

i has a crayon!

[kennygomien]

Schvifty five!!