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Jason and His Mink
Once upon a time in Ms. Martell's Biology 2 5th period, Jason Rowley obtained a little, semi-furry friend. Her name is Scooter, and she is a dead mink:
Little did everyone know in 5th period, but Scooter was reincarnated into Captain Mink. She had a gorgeous cape composed of a thin fat layer from her stomach:
Captain Mink also had something special that no one else's mink possesed -- special fur bracelets:
Since Captain Mink was to be used for educational purposes, she was skinned of her beautiful coat and ripped open by "eager" Bio2 students. Abuse was quite common among lab partners and their minks:
Little did we know that Captain Mink did not appreciate this abuse. When Jason took a break from exploring the reproductive system on her, she took revenge on the man that had violated her so:
How dare you Jason. :) But Captain Mink lost her battle, as she ended up as a rotting, slightly decomposed mink corpse in a biohazard plastic sack behind Martell's desk. And Jason ended up with a 100% on his reproductive quiz.
RIP Captain Mink aka Scooter.