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[imiteshun]

So if you ever decide to drive from Paso Robles to Vancouver, Canada in one day, there are a few things you should know

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[boo_on_whales]

remember to take a few pictures where you're not totally naked so you can post them!

[boo_on_whales]

Or when he IS totally naked...

[imiteshun]

Nick I'm not getting naked for you.

[imiteshun]

Hah. Helen and I have been taking pictures. We're going to get thrown out of the country.

[prisner_of_2day]

I hope Canada is amazing. Please find Colin Mochrie and fuck him for me. Thx.

[imiteshun]

How about I just put him in my luggage and bring him back for you?

[oxymoronixxx]

Yayyyyy! Have a good week darlin'! For the ride back I suggest downloading some loveline (or I can send you some) if you get tired of 20 hours of music. Woo!

[imiteshun]

I've got Harry Potter book 6 on cd. It's fifteen discs and twenty hours, so with any luck that'll keep me entertained when I can't handle any more music.

[thejakechord]

For the ride back I suggest an audiobook. Who wants to listen to other people's stds (yes, they talk) for twenty hours? Other than Jezz, of course, because she is a gross pervert.

That's a ridiculously long drive, though. Have you seen a Mountie?

[imiteshun]

No mounties yet, but lots of silly talking Canadians. And I have Harry Potter book 6 on CD. So that'll be fun for the ride back!

[swinghepkitten]

Yeah yeah, everything is beautiful up North. And Portland is a beautiful place...

But my friend, you get a perfect, partly cloudy, brightly sunny day in Seattle and it's just to stunning. Take you to Capital Hill, the U-
District, Pikes and Freemont. Take yo to Edmonds where I grew up and Lake Steven's where I spent part of my life. Portland is beautiful on the outside, and on the inside, but let your Hag take you around Seattle and the place she knows as home, and you'll be changing your tune.

I love and miss you. Come home safe. Tell Andrew I love him too.