Your Stipper Song Is
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Have you ever just wanted to walk away from someone for good ( Read more... )

Except for the hairless cat thing, they're pretty much dead on.

Your New Year's Resolutions
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1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with ( Read more... )

I can't eat. I don't know why. I try to eat a meal, but whenever I take a bite and try to swallow, I gag. I hate this. I hate the way I feel. I feel sick and empty. The only saving grace in this situation is that physically I feel empty and sick, not emotionally empty and sick. I can handle physically feeling like crap, but if I have to go through ( Read more... )

Your 2005 Song Is
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( I can't sleep, so I resort to this. )

Congratulations. You had me fooled; I actually thought you liked me. Silly girl, I know. What *was* I thinking. I can't compare to two topless chicks making out. I was stupid for having ever tried to compete. I don't care if you see this. I'm done.

THE RULES ( Read more... )

I'm not quite sure how I want to start this entry, but I guess it's too late now; I've already started it. Let me first start by saying how much I really love you guys. If you can read this (which, no worries, all of you can. No one was excluded. :-)), I'm talking to you. Being at Sam has made me realize what great friends I have. I've met some ( Read more... )