some tips for enjoying weddings: get tipsy from wine you can never afford with the 20 something single people crowd. Dance to cheesy music, learn how to do the electric slide. Eat fancy cake. Make you parents happy. That is all.
the free booze is the top priority. Followed by the smile and handshakes/hugs as appropriate. These are easier the more booze you consume. The third priority is to make sure you don't fall on yr ass dancing after all the free booze. There is also likely to be much free food--gorge thyself to soak up some of the alcohol before you dance.
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Also, bridesmaids.
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but seriously now...
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