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[immabehokagefoo]

...

...uh fuck.

Fuck. Ohgod.

Dad. Sas--SAKURA-CHAN? Someone?

...

Shit, guys.

Um..

...

I guess its better to just say it outright.

I dont know how it happened (other than, y'know. sex), I dont know why (other than, y'know, a failure in protection), I... I do. Fuck. ...here it goes. I want everyone to know...

OBITO'S PREGNANT. I'M THE

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[legendary_loser]

...No?

[immabehokagefoo]

... Yeah.

[legendary_loser]

No. I spent YEARS learning anatomy and medicine.

He's probably just getting fat.

[not_trash]

Hey! I'm not getting fat!

[shark_cat]

...What?

[immabehokagefoo]

P-R-E-G-NANT.

[shark_cat]

...how is that possible?

[immabehokagefoo]

I dunno. This rooms so fucked up sometimes.

[3000pieces]

...

That's impossible.
But...the room does things...still.

[immabehokagefoo]

... The room makes the impossible happen, man.

[3000pieces]

...But that's...

Shit.

[immabehokagefoo]

Watch out.

[popriffically]

...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA.

Naruto, what the fuck, dude.

[immabehokagefoo]

HE'S FUCKING PREGNANT. THATS WHAT.

[popriffically]

That's fucking hilarious.

I'm'ma be an AUNT~IEE~ ♥ bahahaha just wait until I tell Gaara-kun.

[immabehokagefoo]

Just make sure you dont find a way to get HIM knocked up, seriously! D:

[revivifying]

...I don't see you for how long and...

...you're a moron, you know that?

[immabehokagefoo]

Its not my fault the condom broke!

[revivifying]

There's no possible way! It's just... it doesn't make sense. Then again, when have you ever made sense about anything?

[immabehokagefoo]

Seriously, it DOESNT. But.. guh. Sakuraaa, my boyfriend is gonna have ASSBABIES or somethin!