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[immarubberman]

EVERYTHING

IS LIKE ME!

I hope people can tell the difference between me and everything else.

((Throwing himself against everything, yes. Bouncing along happily, of course. Hurtling at high speeds, perhaps.))

Comments

[godot_107]

That's like saying a toaster is like the sun because they're both hot.

You're... "unique." Trust me on this one.

[immarubberman]

...

...

THE TOASTER IS LIKE THE SUN!!!

[godot_107]

OBJECTION!

Wrong, my little pirate amigo.

*sips coffee*

[immarubberman]

But they're both hot.

[vespa_alien]

You're boingy! How boingy are you?

[immarubberman]

Not going to tell you.

[vespa_alien]

Then LET'S FIND OUT!

*GUITAR ATTACK*

[immarubberman]

*face now has clear indents of the guitar*

*boings aimlessly*

You're really weird.

[mokomanjuu]

*boings past* Look, look! Mokona is like everything, too!

[immarubberman]

WOW.

That means I can eat you, right?

[mokomanjuu]

*buzzernoise* Nuh-uh~

[immarubberman]

Maybe I should let you be my emergancy foot supply.

[orange_renge]

They probably can't when you fling yourself around like that.

[immarubberman]

*boingboing*

But I don't know how to stop. I'm rubber, too.

[orange_renge]

If you quit moving, then you'll eventually stop.

[rainbowjudgment]

Don't worry. After spending a week in your... condition... it's not gonna be hard to tell you apart from the building.

[immarubberman]

But what if somebody sits on me?

WHAT IF SOMEBODY SITS ON YOU?

[rainbowjudgment]

Like that'll happen.

... Did you honestly need to ask that? I swear, some humans are really stupid.

[immarubberman]

It's a good thing I'm not.