Dear Menstrual Period,

[immateria]

Let's not be friends

Comments

[myopicmeringue]

Periods are evil! I've started vomiting before mine too - it didn't occur to me that it's because the body thinks it's pregnant, but I guess that makes sense. I also get a day of being really organised before my period, which is supposedly the nesting instinct!

You know, fenugreek is good to eat - it mimics the effects of oestrogen in the body, but is totally natural. It makes your sweat smell like curry though. Oh - and it supposedly makes your boobs bigger!

[reflectedlight]

Damn. I flipped out when it was a week late. And I wasn't even sick. I'm sorry. But...at least you're not male?

[immateria]

There are days (17 of them, in fact) when I wish I was.