I'm a fucking asshole apparently. Nobody wants to play this NYC show because of me. I'm really in the mood to cancel it because it's just tension running throughout the band right now, but we'll still do it. I hope everyone is happy.
in order to relieve stress, do the following in this order:
1. Listen to bury your dead 2. punch a hole in the wall 3. run outside and pick a fight with the first person you see 4. Steal a car 5. drive two towns over 6. start another fight 7. Indulge in a snack pack 8. masturbate
if all else fails, repeat steps 7 and 8 until you can't feel your cock anymore/can't eat any more pudding.
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1. Listen to bury your dead
2. punch a hole in the wall
3. run outside and pick a fight with the first person you see
4. Steal a car
5. drive two towns over
6. start another fight
7. Indulge in a snack pack
8. masturbate
if all else fails, repeat steps 7 and 8 until you can't feel your cock anymore/can't eat any more pudding.
trust me... it works
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