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[immolationbitch]

Augh, what the Hell? Where am I?

Damn, I didn’t think I had that much to drink last night. Definitely not enough to end up in someone’s bedroom without me remembering, that’s for sure! Haahaha!

If someone took advantage of poor, ol’ Vanessa, then someone better start expecting a good, old-fashioned beating in their near future! Hell, you left me

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[knockyoualldown]

A pleasure to make your acquaintance, ma'am!

[immolationbitch]

Oh, you look polite and easily manipulated.

Hey, pal, tell me where the Hell I am!

[knockyoualldown]

I may not know what this place is, but I wrote the book on being polite and easily manipulated!

[immolationbitch]

Congratulations. I'm sure a book like that became an instant best-seller.

[doctorshantotto]

As much as I hate to admit it, I'm just as lost as you.
No one else seems to know -- they're in the same boat too.

[immolationbitch]

Oh. Rhyming midgets. Great.

[doctorshantotto]

Midget or not, you should show more respect.
I hate this place already -- my reputation I'll have to once again perfect.

[immolationbitch]

Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Do you know where we are?

[the_nether_mods]

DOOD! She's hot!

You've committed a felony, dood!

Application was too long

Felonies are demons' badges of honor! Congratulations, dood! Now go forth and do bad!

[immolationbitch]

What the Hell are you talking about?

[the_nether_mods]

So, uh, what's your number, dood? Ours is 4-139-666-DOOD.

[immolationbitch]

Sorry, I don't think you're my type. Try again later~!

[eatinurworld]

Well hello there gorgeous. What say you and I bust our way out of this joint.

[immolationbitch]

Hahaha! Finally, someone that's talking some sense!

[eatinurworld]

Talkin' sense is my middle name.

Well, actually Wanton Destruction is my middle name, but talkin' sense is definitely up there.

[immolationbitch]

I hope you don't think I'm being too forward when I say I think I like you.

Well, Mister Wanton Destruction, my name's Vanessa, the Witch of Immolation.

[enemy_of_living]

Oh god the size of those things...

[immolationbitch]

Eh? You want something?

[enemy_of_living]

Yeah. I want you to be quiet. I was napping when I came here, and then you people all started making a damn ruckus.

[immolationbitch]

Well excuuuuuse me, Princess! Sorry to interrupt your much-needed beauty sleep while I try to figure out why we've all be taken to some Hellish wasteland.