The Good:

• The charges against me are most likely getting dismissed.
• I have a penis.

The Bad:

• I am not going back to DHS... Damn Espindle
• I have to get a job by May 20

The Jeremy Storm(a.k.a. The Ugly):

• I'm going to an adult education center

Your Penis Name is: Darth Vader

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Your Girl Parts Are Named: Miss Pussy

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Your Porn Star Name is: Sour Pickle

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Your Boobies' Names Are: Love Muffins

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Your Stripper Name is: Candi

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It's Not Sex. It's ... :
Praying with the Knees Upward

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( I have had a very boring day. )

Hola everyone, Its story time ( Read more... )

Well its boring out here in the boonies of Billerica ( Read more... )

Well I've had a few good days so far:
-Nearly escorted off of someones property at gun point
-Kicked a dead bird into a pond
-Set fire to my own pants
-Found an exspensive axe worht stealing from a theif
-Get to sit next to Satan in Hell, see:
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus!
Here is how you matched up ( Read more... )

Yay I got icons and i stole my new one from someone else ( Read more... )

And that was one of my few pleasant happennings yesterday ( Read more... )

Well the weather sucks and i'm bored ( Read more... )