King of the Cafeteria.

[immoral]

SCADvannah. Always an (mis?)adventure.

6:03 a.m. - A student reported to security that a male was driving slowly around Pulaski Square. The man then exited his vehicle, wearing no pants, and began masturbating. The man followed her up the stairs at Pulaski House and she ran inside. Police responded and a report was filed.

7:11 a.m. - A professor

Comments

[summertea]

wow. so amazing.

[sight]

wow, i didn't realize ur school was like that. O_O veerrry interesting~~

[airborn]

AHAHAHA. Awesome.

[umiyuko]

The first one has happened a few times, actually. They keep chasing him off.

I personally like the dude who "proclaimed the cafeteria to be his." LOL.

[tashiya_03]

whoa....damn. poor pulaski! a dorm full of ladies...is just asking for things like that to happen. :/ and this is my cafeteria! whahahaha!