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[immortaltwat]

[Dulcie's living room is unusually full of baby things today. Nathan isn't exactly an unusual feature, but Stephen Stills' cat probably is. Little Neil is held up to the camera in a more than slightly ridiculous Christmas outfit. Nathan has claw marks across his face, but that doesn't seem to have any impact on his mood. He looks tearfully

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[dulcisnuntius]

He really didn't want to get into that christmas outfit, did he?

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[immortaltwat]

Not really, no.

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[dulcisnuntius]

Too bad. He looks adorable.

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[immortaltwat]

And lethal. How long as it been since you cut his nails?

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[zombiefree]

-- whaaaat the hell?

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[immortaltwat]

What? You've never seen a baby before?

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[zombiefree]

A baby cat..? Sure.

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[immortaltwat]

A baby human. Or... half human, technically.

In what way does he even remotely resemble a cat?

video; oh my god this is beautiful

[awkwards]

Who let you take care of a cat?

[ She thinks the world of Dulcie, okay. She is the best mum. Nathan, on the other hand ... ]

video; ♥♥♥

[immortaltwat]

[Is an adorable daddy. Don't even lie.]

He isn't a cat. Jesus.

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[awkwards]

He's got whiskers, fur and a tail. Spells cat.

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[immortaltwat]

I think you'll find that's P-U-S-S-Y. Pussy.

This is a baby. You should be nicer to him.

[totallyinaband]

Dude. Is that my cat?

[immortaltwat]

What's with you people?

No. It's my son.

[totallyinaband]

Oh for fu-

Look, you better get him back in one piece by the end of the weekend.

[Trying not to think about how Nathan managed to get his cat out of his locked apartment.]

[immortaltwat]

Why the fuck would I give him to you? What are you, a paedophile?

[Just don't expect the locks to be in tact. Subtle is one thing Nathan isn't. Unless Dulcie did the fetching, in which case they might be all right.]

[illgrowoutofit]

[He's... not even going to ask about the part where he's treating it like a baby. Nathan's weird, he gets that. But...]

Did... Stephen give you his cat?

[immortaltwat]

He's not a cat. How many times do I have to say it?

[illgrowoutofit]

Really? [That would actually explain some things. Neil's always been suspicious of his furry namesake.] Well, whatever he is. Did Stephen just let you borrow 'im, or is this like, for good?

[immortaltwat]

[Oh, Neil. As if you'd take his word for it.]

That creepy bastard? He didn't belong to him in the first place. Did he tell you he did?