Fracture 1

Nov 11, 2008 08:50

It's not just you; I can't teach the city fauna to shut the fuck up either...

chirp chirp fuck you, there are no good mornings

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blood_ofthe_sun November 11 2008, 15:28:08 UTC
You don't like the sound of birds?

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immune_to_life November 12 2008, 01:34:44 UTC
No. I don't. I don't like sound.

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blood_ofthe_sun November 12 2008, 01:58:09 UTC
Then you'd probably enjoy one aspect of the place I live in.

You don't hear anything but your own breathing after lights out.

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immune_to_life November 12 2008, 02:13:53 UTC
How about I shoot Mr. Encyclopedia below and I'll be set for a peaceful life. I love it when everything works out.

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apotheosise November 11 2008, 20:37:13 UTC
Try earplugs.

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immune_to_life November 12 2008, 01:36:51 UTC
I have a phone to listen for.

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apotheosise November 12 2008, 02:10:42 UTC
Ah.

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immune_to_life November 12 2008, 02:16:33 UTC
Yeah. Good one.

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mimickedly November 11 2008, 21:31:22 UTC
Fauna?

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pseuicidal November 12 2008, 01:18:58 UTC
Ah. It's normal for city fauna not to be easily tamed. If they could be taught easily, domesticated animals such as dogs and cats wouldn't look like they do, because selective breeding was introduced to make them safe for humans to keep.

However, this would also have been dangerous, as easily domesticated animals would make them convenient targets for poaching, and undoubtedly many rarer species would be wiped out if they could be easily lured even when they're wild! If that'd happened, early humanity would've experienced an explosive rise in the number of herbivores and prey-like animals, and as a result we would've bred too much to accommodate, leading to a food shortage and mass starvation!

Had it not been for animals being hard to teach, we may never have made it to existing today.

Under the circumstances, it may be safer to buy earplugs.

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immune_to_life November 12 2008, 01:49:05 UTC
Illuminating and profound.

Hopefully we'll never meet in person.

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