Interesting. You people are all idiots.

Ah. Kadaj, Yazoo, and Loz. Mother wants her Christmas present early.

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I'm bored. Somebody entertain me before I go crazier crazy.

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Hold that thought. Trick or treaters seem to be approaching.

..................Excuse me while I get Masamune.

My brother Mousse has sent me a postcard from the Andes, it seems. I'm not entirely sure how it reached me though...


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I want another pet.
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It seems as if the puppy I adopted needs my help yet again.

Not that I mind~

I found this, amongst other things, on the Internet today.


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Well, the crocodile itself wasn't hard to fight, but killing it without ruining its hide meant I had to wrestle it required more finesse than I'm used to.

In any case, I brought the hide to a manufacturer of sorts.

And Miss Renge, here are your bags. That crocodile was just as fat as he looked.


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Last week, I disciplined a bevy of raucous children who decided to walk past my home in the middle of the night, thus awakening Mother acquired several copies of the last Harry Potter book ( Read more... )

Um....not much point to this. Still on hiatus, btw. I'm stealing internet in Hong Kong and it's been intermittent thus far. But anyways. This is basically to inform Emily (Mousse mun) that I'm still alive and I haven't died of heatstroke yetStupid cosplay. Stupid for picking a character with a stupid (p)leather fetish. But thank god for A/C, even ( Read more... )

Again? I thought that the world had run out of idiots to throw into Brawl.

Well. At least you'll amuse me.

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Oh yes. I knew I'd forgotten something.

( Have any of you seen Mother? )