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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.'

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
'You better pray that will come out of the carpet.'

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
'If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!'

4. My mother ( Read more... )

1 child is out with friends. The other 2 are at the library where my brother will keep an eye on them, he works there, so I have a few moments of peace. A few moments to say thank you to Fayne for rescuing me on Thursday. I'm sorry I was in such a state and I really appreciate you coming over to save me. I love you dearly ( Read more... )

Sleep. Something I crave. Something I no longer have the real luxury of. When I was younger I could sleep as an Olympic sport, now it evades me. Every night I crawl in to bed beside my Morier, curling in to his warmth, wanting nothing more than to fall asleep next to him. We read for a little while then turn the lights out, snuggling deeper under ( Read more... )

Me, very sore and suffering from earache.
Poot, sore all over with swollen glands.

One day I will be alone in my house. Just me. No kids. ROFL...yeah as if thats gonna happen!

Thank you to Whitrose for letting everyone know that Boy has been found. He was found by an Ambulance Crew and taken to hospital. He's well in himself but has a very nasty laceration on his penis and very swollen everything else. He trapped it in his mountain bikes suspension! He has now been super glued together. He is currently locked in a ( Read more... )

If any of you see my Son. Sit on him. He's currently missing from home and I have no idea when he left, it was over night some time. I will have my phone on me al day but please don't call unless you have to as I need to keep the line clear.

I know some of you love your chillies. Well, I found this and thought of you!http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Peter-Penis-Pepper-rare-

I'm still alive. I've just been poorly. Eldest has glandular fever, mild so far, but we will see how it goes. Morier has had a few days off work sick, so has Poot, and I'm still not 100% well either but we're ticking along. Now I have loads to do and a list that is too long. I'm going to remove my butt from the puter and get on with it. *lick*

Morier is in bed ill. Poot is poorly and so is Eldest. This has been the story since they all went back to school. With me and Morier it's more a case of both us being run down and tired with everything that's been going on here. I think I need a break!All in all I think I've managed to get maybe 2 days for myself in the past 3 weeks and, though I ( Read more... )