the patented charlie rambling technique of recounting tales

[imnotinspired]

i randomly unleash my anger in fits of violence upon the dog in an attempt to stop her from whining about whatever is fucked up in her simple dog life. no food, no water, has to piss, etcetera. she cowers in fear yet continues to make her monkey noises as i turn away. "SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!" and gesture frantically as if she will understand. i

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[green_invader]

Superb!!! You told me it was teh "suckzors" you lying feind. That was hysterical and aprove this piece of work becuase anything that i enjoy this thoroughly deserves the neato seal

[imnotinspired]

haha thanks but i was referring to the "suckzors" one in my physical journal.

[green_invader]

Again with the lies! It was neato and i enjoyed it thoroughly

[sonic__love]

that was touching.

[the_faceless_]

well they dont understand ur words, so u can really say anything, its more of how u say it, i call my dog fat and i tell her that she doesnt know me but shes happy to be near me.