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[imnotpreppy]

the best answering message I have ever heard:

Thank you for calling the cell phone of Jonas. Unfortunately, he cannot answer the phone. He's probably here right now, but he's actually avoiding someone so he if doesn't call you back, it's you. And you're probably a dirty, fat, disgusting nigger. Thank you.

*beep*

Comments

[laxjuggalette]

nothing wrong with being a dirty, fat, disgusting nigger. what do u think i was before i got my hands on kanye's work out plan????? lmao.

[imnotpreppy]

lmfao. I <3 you. especially when you wear bandanas and vaccum.

[laxjuggalette]

yeah-yuh.

[imnotpreppy]

K-K-Kiana? I fucking love you. rofl.

[wrldout2gtme]

dude effing add me in my space