Having nothing to say, no words but the words of others, I have to speak

[imomus]

I'm looking in the mirror and I have a dog's head. It's a small dog, rather well-groomed, with a bear-like snub nose and golden-brown hair. I have to go somewhere, see an art exhibition in rural Turkey, catch a train to the mountains... Oh, wait, that was a dream. I've woken up. I don't feel so great in the mornings -- a bit stiff. I'll be fine

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Re: Radio 4

[imomus]

Yes, being rich would bring out the worsted in me.