fucking hell.

[impaledcorpse]

I hate myspace. I just received this message:

you knowtat joni mitchell song "a case of you" welll i think i have one. would you like to get one of me? meet meat the lobster house on 59th.bring your metalposse. i think we use the same hair straightener. i like peanutbutter on my lobster, how bout you?

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[oncelosthorizon]

Nice!

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[zorndeslammes]

I've had some interesting spam come my way. One dude sent me a lot of stuff about joining Islam, which I found hilarious. I'd reply to it. Tell the bitch to take tit shots, at least.