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[impaling_heaven]

What better proof that we’re in hell then the arrival of Dist the Runny. Loud as ever, I see. Nephry, I wish you the very best of luck with your new house guest. Be careful; he tends to mutter in his sleep, not to mention dribble and foam at the mouth explicitly

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[malkuth_emperor]

How do you know what Dist says in his sleep?

Maybe I don't want to know

[impaling_heaven]

We had the misfortune of knowing one another in childhood, if you will recall. Dist took naps often while we hopefully ignored him.

Excuse me, Majesty?

[malkuth_emperor]

Oh I remember. I just thought there might be other reasons for you to know such things.

No matter what that white-haired freak promised you, just remember that you can only serve one master. And that's me, old friend &hearts

[OOC: Peony missed trading pseudo-insults with his buddy ^^]

[impaling_heaven]

Your implications, Majesty, are harrowing.

On that note, the studded collar for my last birthday was decidedly a bit too pink for my pallid completion. Pity. The leash that accompanied it matched rather well.

[[OOC: Jade and I missed it as well. <3]]

[i_am_speed]

I went hunting and I sploofed a lot of monsters and I got shiny rocks! You can have the mess that's left over. Fur and bones and "meat."

[impaling_heaven]

As... appetizing as that sounds, I think it best that we learn what we are up against, and how to combat it.

Nonetheless, a generous offer. My thanks.

[retardgenius]

W--er, do I really talk in my sleep?

Dribble and foam?! E-excuse me?! I do no such things!! Stop inventing strange things for the sake of making me look bad, you!

[impaling_heaven]

Decide for yourself, as you imagine me a liar.

You've never needed any help in looking bad, Dist.

have a contradiction

[retardgenius]

--!?

I wouldn't look bad even with help!!

Re: have a contradiction

[impaling_heaven]

Now, now, let's not delude ourselves.

[keterburg_queen]

Honestly, Jade, he isn't that bad.

I'm glad to hear that you're well. I admit, I was a little concerned.

[impaling_heaven]

Oh? You defend him to your last, Nephry. I suppose he has a few rare strong points.

Apologies for concerning you, then.

[keterburg_queen]

I've no reason thusfar not to, I suppose.

It's all right. I was fairly sure that you were just fine. I'm just glad that I was right.

[impaling_heaven]

Or perhaps you cast a too-kind eye on certain matters.

Of course. It isn't like you to worry quite so much.