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[impaling_heaven]

Figurative Gods taking old statements a bit too literally.

Mn~ How troublesome.

Dist, I do believe you have competition. &hearts Luke is nearly as freakishly infatuated.

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[noblesreplica]

Don't compare me to Dist. DX

[impaling_heaven]

And why not? At the moment, the accuracy of the statement is overbearing.

Look, you've even come to whine at me. &hearts

[noblesreplica]

>|

I'm not whining.

[impaling_heaven]

Oh my... temperamental?

I suppose that means you may not wish to get together, after all.

Such a pity.

[retardgenius]

What are you implying?! I already told you that I wasn't--wait, that replica!?

[impaling_heaven]

Implications are more subtle, Dist. While I know that isn't one of your strong points, surely, the definition isn't alien to you.

Yes, I did mention it was Luke. &hearts

gosh now he has to be jeliz of luke, too.

[retardgenius]

Of course the definition isn't alien. There's nothing for you to imply, though!! We went over this, Jade!

Replicas do it better?! OvO

[impaling_heaven]

Oh? Then I'll feel free to be frivolous with Luke.

[malkuth_emperor]

Dist? Competition? For what? The most tackiest closet in the world?

[impaling_heaven]

That, Your Majesty, could not be considered competition.

I'm afraid Luke has stumbled upon... a little crush.

[malkuth_emperor]

He better not be flirting with you. You're mine &hearts

Oh, but Luke and Dist would make a lovely couple!

[impaling_heaven]

Oh? You were attempting to marry me off, I thought.

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Dear. Now there's a thought that steals away my appetite.