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[impassive_eyes]

To all those who have been hounding Sakura, I'd like to put this out there: we did not have sex.  Now, get a life, or I'll confiscate the pitiful ones you have right now.

Oh, and tell Naruto if you see him that I will find a way to make his life hell if he keeps up the gay comments.

I hate weekends.

[Following locked to everyone except Karin]

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Private to Sasuke

[battle_in_bloom]

Why don't these people hound you?

(OOC: About to post library log~ Sorry for taking so long)

Re: Private to Sasuke

[impassive_eyes]

Because...I'm boring?

Re: Private to Sasuke

[battle_in_bloom]

*blink*

You're not boring, Sasuke-kun.

Re: Private to Sasuke

[impassive_eyes]

Well, I did my best.

[red_hot_pants]

It seems that I was mistaken, Sasuke! Really, if you'd just told me what happened when I asked, this wouldn't have been necessary. The people of this school deserve to be informed, after all.

[Following locked to Sasuke]

Considering you screwed up in the first place, I'm not thanking you for anything. The sex rumour is about to disappear, by the way. I've been asked to retract it.

[impassive_eyes]

Maybe if a certain someone didn't take an inordinate amount of interest in others' business...

[following locked to Karin]

Oh, well then. It's so gratifying to be appreciated. Look, I had to pull out the "my entire family was killed" card, okay??

[red_hot_pants]

If it wasn't me, it'd be someone else~ At least this way you know you've got the best.

[Following locked to Sasuke]

So next time you'll know not to make such a stupid mistake.

Hey, how come I can't ever play that card?

Private to Karin

[impassive_eyes]

Be my guest.

[9_tailed_ramen]

Sasuke-seme? Are you coming to the party tonight? It would be so great if you were there! Are you coming? Are you coming? Pleeease come! It wouldn't be as fun without you!

[impassive_eyes]

What did I say about the gay comments, usuratonkachi?

*heavy sigh* Yes, I was, in fact, planning to come...

[9_tailed_ramen]

I'M NOT USELESS, TEME!

(You're just blind! I wrote a 't' not a 's'! Baka!)

...seme. =P

YAY! And Sakura's coming too! And we'll all be happy! PAR-- wait, Sakura-chan'll kill me if I say it again, so I won't...

YOU'RE COMING YAY! WE CAN HIT ON GIRLS TOGETHER! LIKE WE USED TO IN THIRD YEAR! ...THOUGH YOU ALWAYS GOT MORE... UNFAIR!

[impassive_eyes]

I got more because they liked me. It's not unfair, just a fact.

*sigh* I have a feeling I'm going to be stuck supervising the both of you...

[toywiththeworld]

Sasuke, Sasuke, Sasuke.

Really, anyone with half a brain could figure out that rumour was nothing but hot air. While I'm sure you are more than eager to get into Haruno's pants. darling little Sakura wouldn't touch you with somebody elses ten foot pole.

Hmm. Shame, that.

[impassive_eyes]

Oh, hello, Larxene. You haven't been around. I was worried. Didn't the babies die easy, or did you run out of black candles?

[toywiththeworld]

I'm in an awful mood, Sasucakes. If I'd known you missed me so, I would have come sooner!

Oh, the babies died fine, but this particular ritual required the waering of white. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to get bloodstains out of white clothing?

Oh. All things considered, you probably do.

[impassive_eyes]

I find that a cold rinse and some hydrogen peroxide works wonders.