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[impassive_eyes]

oh my god

OH MY GOD

No.  No.  No.  This is a dream.  This is insane.

...

Itachi.  He's back for me.  This is one of his famous illusions; I know it.  I know it.

COME OUT HERE AND FIGHT ME, YOU SHIT

no no no nonononono

[The rest of the entry devolves into a mess of scribbles and barely legible words, mostly consisting of "no,""oh my god," and

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[bitter_inferno]

If you jump to conclusions without evidence, you haven't got a case. It's all speculation.

[impassive_eyes]

But sometimes the only evidence is speculative.

When your own senses lie to you, can anything be trusted?

[bitter_inferno]

Speculation can lead you to the correct path for a case, but you still need hard facts before you can put away the real criminal.

Ha...! I can't drink that cup of bitterness for you, but don't think that doesn't mean I am not so familiar with the blend that I can pick out elements that went into its intensity.

[9_tailed_ramen]

HAH! TEME! YOU'RE A GIRL! ...This is what happens when you refuse to learn my Reddo spell! Are you having trouble walking now, Sasu-chaaaaaaan?

((ooc: He's temporarily not-unhappy at the sheer lulz of Sasuke being female. Also, is it okay if he comes to visit?))

[impassive_eyes]

DON'T CALL ME SASU-CHAN, YOU GIANT SKANK.

...oh my god, did I just say 'skank'? THIS IS REALLY BAD.

(ooc: sure! as long as he promises to do all in his power to piss Ghost Widow off when he shows up in the dorm. XDDDD)

[9_tailed_ramen]

YOU DID!

So you don't mind me calling you Sasu? I'll have to remember that after the spell wears off! :P

And I'm not a skank! I just have big boobs! I haven't even tried to hit on you or anyone else yet!

waitwaitwaitewIdon'twannahitonyouewSasu-changross

I bet you're all skinny with long hair and stuff -- we should drag you out and have all the guys fight over you and stuff! It's gonna be real fun!

((ooc: Doesn't he piss Ghost Widow off by just existing? But sure, he's gonna try extra hard! XDDD))

[impassive_eyes]

Why would they fight over me? They ought to fight me--so I can kick their asses.