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[impassive_eyes]

[paper has many tiny scratches and holes, from trying to write with very long fingernails]

Why.  Can nothing ever be normal.  At this school.

....I think I'm molting.  And I don't know if these will fit under a shirt.

[Private to Sakura]

It's not the Seal.  I thought it was, but these have feathers.  And it isn't activated.  And I can't turn it off.

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[ready_aim_toss]

Oh no. My boyfriend can't wear a shirt. How awful.

[impassive_eyes]

I cut some slits to make room for them. Do you know how big they are???

How about you? Did it get you?

[ready_aim_toss]

Oh, come on. You mean I don't get to see you shirtless even once?

It did! This is so awesome, I'm part armadillo!

[impassive_eyes]

Well, I wouldn't say that...

You're...part....armadillo.

....*snrk*

[red_hot_pants]

Wings? And here I thought something unusual had happened.

I bet they look great on you, though~

oshit~

[impassive_eyes]

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o.0

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0.0

K-Karin?

[red_hot_pants]

Well who else would it be? Honestly, Sasuke, how many fabulous redheads do you know?

You better not know any more fabulous redheads.

OOC: Ahahah, oh, poor Sasuke. My poor, poor little avenger.

[impassive_eyes]

...I think this is supposed to be the part where I snark at you, but I seem to be fresh out.

[private]
Where did you go?
[/private]

[9_tailed_ramen]

You're molting?

Ehhehheheheheheheh...you know, Sasuke, I wonder if your feathers have magical properties? Maybe they'll make people have fly faster.

...Or make them write haikus for no particular reason. You know, whichever is more useful.

I'm a fox! Eh, I can smell people. It's really odd, but like I woke up this morning and Link smelt like bounciness and happiness...Hey, I should come over to your Common Room, I wonder what you smell like...?

Wait, you can't fit under your shirt? What did you grow, breasts? Wait, snakes can't give milk, right?

[impassive_eyes]

They're wings, dumbass. I didn't turn into a snake. I'm sure you're so disappointed.

If you held one of them in your hand and jumped out the window, flapping your arms, I probably wouldn't stop you. Go try that.

Also...

Stupid little fox
He thinks he is so clever
Harsh lesson coming.

[9_tailed_ramen]

hell yeah! I was looking forward to picking you up by your hood or something and dragging you outside so's we could fight! I can't wait to find out how my duelling skills change with what I've got!

Maybe but I've got to get some of your feathers off you first. You wanna go outside somewhere?

And...what do you mean by that, teme? I'm not 'little' at all!

So who's gonna 'teach' me, huh?

I'll never give up!

((ooc: Haiku in three lines. Faulty number of syllables. They're the highlighted ones.))

[impassive_eyes]

Che. I'd like to see you catch me when I take to the sky.

And yes. You are little.