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[impendency]

If I weren't convinced that tourists are among the lowest forms of human existence, I would make a public announcement that, while the von Karma estate is a historical landmark consisting of immaculate architecture, it is not open to the public. However, considering the utter idiocy of the average tourist, I will simply say that if I find anyone

Comments

[hunter_perfect]

I hope the foolish plebeian didn't actually touch anything. Either way, this means the servants are going to need a talking-to...

[impendency]

No need. I have already docked their pay, given them a severe reprimand, and ordered them to disinfect the area I found the pest in.

[canoro]

Having a total stranger wander into your home sounds rather troublesome, to be sure.

[impendency]

It would not have been such a problem if it only happened once.

[canoro]

It's happened on more than one occasion?

...Are the locks on your doors in place?

[impendency]

I expect people to have enough sense that they don't go on the grounds of the Estate uninvited.