I made a fanfic

[imperatorzlarp]

Yay me! Here's a stolen information template:

Title: Sue vs. Stu
Summary: Bella Swan has just decided to leave her mother to live with her father. What will await her in the small town of Forks?

Pairing: ???
Rating: R (Don't think there's anything actually R-rated in there, but I didn't try to avoid it, so...)
Genre: AU Retelling
Words: 2636

Betas: None

Comments

[xxxdo]

Ahaha! A vampire + a vampyr? Nice.

"that is why we vampyrs have a fusion energy device in our stomachs that can mimic the sun when we need it to. It’s activated by clapping”

^ that is absolutely epic.

You just made my day xD

Xxx

[imperatorzlarp]

Indeed. I am at a loss as to why Stephenie Meyer hasn't come up with vampyrs. It would've been so awesome if she had made Edward a Vampyr.

Fusion energy devices are a good sustainable source of energy. I wonder why Meyer didn't make the vampires have that instead of the blood thing. Blood is yucky anyway.

I'm glad I made your day, yay! Thanks for the praise ^^

[belenustenebrae]

I was wearing clothes.
AHAHAHA.
I sometimes felt as if I was the only person in the world with real feelings.
“No, I am a vampyr. We are better than vampires. We don’t need to drink blood because we feed off the sunlight.”

YOUR PARODY IS MADE OF EPIC WIN.

[imperatorzlarp]

Yes, it is important to know that she is wearing clothes.

I don't think there's many people out there who have real feelings. *nods*

Vampyrs are so awesome, aren't they?

Epic win indeed. Why parody?

Anyway, glad you liked it ^^

[belenustenebrae]

Parody cause: You took all that was wrong with Twilight and made it so bad it was good. It reminded me of the parts I read of the book, but mocking all that went wrong (thesaurus rape, calling her dad charlie, being emo, ...), and mocking the character. And then thwarting her purpose in the book by not having pale sex (ahah); instead she gets to watch. And she'll never be a vampire.

For me that's parody. Cause basically, it went 'mock mock mockity mock' from start to finish and that's what I loved about it.
It's also AU and a retelling, but for me it's primarily a parodied take on the book.

Am I totally thwarting authorial intention here with my interpretation? :)

[imperatorzlarp]

Of course! I was completely serious when I wrote it! *pout*

[yoongz]

Ok i finally got round to catching up on LJ - read it!!
hmm.... was the book really that bad?? i mean if u can write a parody of this level... the book must have had great bad stuff in it...

[imperatorzlarp]

Oooh, thanks for reading!

Well... there's a whole website dedicated to the hatred of Twilight, here goes: http://www.twilightsucks.com

There has been many a parody written.