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001. real name? Lord Voldemort
002. nickname(s)? Voldypoo
003. zodiac sign? Libra (on Mondays)
004. male or female? Male, though I sometimes like to switch things up
005. elementary? Errr...
006. middle school? DO NOT MENTION THIS
007. high school? IT WAS TEH EVIL
008. hair color? I.... think brown?
009. tall or short? Tallest person ever
010. loud or quiet? Quietoud
011. sexual orientation? Who are you and from where do you know me enough to ask this question?
012. phone or camera? Hurrr...
013. health freak? Durrr....
014. drink or smoke? Jumping out of the window and saving myself?
015. do you have a crush on someone? My girlfriend! *swoon*
016. eat or drink? Right now I'm feeling more like going to the toilet
017. piercings? Nononononononoooooooo
018. tattoos? No, but I have a cool scar. Chicks dig scars more than tattoos!
HAVE YOU EVER
019. Been in an airplane? Yes. I hates airplanes. Scawwyyyy
020. Been in a relationship? i've been that
021. Been in a car accident? No, but I almost crashed my bicycle into one, though
022. been in a fist fight? Does it count if my fists never hit anything?
FIRSTS:
023. first piercing? When I was five and I hit a rusty nail through my elbow
024. first best friend? Everyone's my best friend!
025. first award? Second place in a drawing competition for drawing cows that looked like boxes
026. first crush? Too many to name. I usually had at least four simultaneously nurtured crushes in elementary school... and people moved away a lot so I kept having to find new ones
028. first big vacation? Hurrr....
LASTS:
029. Last person you talked to? Random girl from class
030. Last person you texted? God
031. Last person you watched a movie with? God's wife (sorry dude, she's just feeling lonely. Wait the question wasn't a euphemism for sex?)
032. Last food you ate? Hurrr....
033. Last movie you watched? durrr....
034. Last song you listened to? Gruh...
035. Last thing you bought? Uuuh...
036. Last person you hugged? Girlfriend!
FAVES: I don't have favorites!
037. food?
038. drinks?
039. clothing?
040. books?
041. music?
042. flower?
043. actor?
044. movies?
045. positions?
046. subjects?
IN 2008..... I
047. kissed in the snow: Wuh?
048. celebrated halloween: Not
049. had your heart broken: My heart can't be broken since I'm awesome
050. went over the minutes on your cell phone: Minutes? Huh?
051. someone questioned your sexual orientation: That would be me?
052. came out of the closet: I was never really in the closet
053. gotten into a fight: Not
054. had a transformation: There's this pimple on my left cheek...
055. done something you've regretted: Girlfriend!... ahem... I mean... Juice! Yes, juice!
056. broke a promise: I don't make promises
057. hid a secret: I don't nurture secrets
058. pretended to be happy: I'm always happy, shut up bitch!
059. met someone who changed your life: Girlfriend!
060. pretended to be sick: I'm real-life sick enough to begin with, no thanks
061. left the country: Lanzarote was awesome ^^ And Paris
062. tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it: (Girlfriend makes me do a lot of those things)
063. cried over the silliest thing: I suck at crying. Sometimes wish it weren't so. There's no tears whenever I try, so I guess I just wasn't meant to be emo.
064. ran a mile: No, I'd break down panting before that.
065. went to the beach with your best friend(s): Haven't seen my best friends in ages. We're all over the place nowadays :(
066. stay single the whole year: What part of girlfriend did you not understand?
CURRENTLY: Screw these I don't have infinite time
067. eating?
068. drinking?
069. i'm about to?
070. listening to?
071. plans for today?
072. waiting for? Godot
YOUR FUTURE:
073. want kids? Not now :)
074. want to get married? Nope
075. careers in mind ? I wish
WHICH IS BETTER WITH GIRL/BOY? All of those are better with girls since I'm not very good at interacting with guys ^^ Of course, they're even better with me, so I guess it's boy in the end)
076. lips or eyes?
077. shorter or taller?
078. romantic or spontaneous?
079. nice stomach or nice arms?
080. sensitive or loud?
081. hook-up or relationship?
082. trouble-maker or hesitant?
HAVE YOU EVER:
083. lost glasses/contacts? No, but I sat on them
084. ran away from home? No
086. killed somebody? Call me "the Hitman"
087. broken someone's heart? Not yet ^^
088. been arrested? Call me "the sucky Hitman"
089. cried when someone died? Nope. As I said, I suck at crying
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
090. yourself? Yes
091. miracles? No
092. love at first sight? Nyohs?
093. heaven? No
094. santa claus? No
095. sex on the first date? I believe in sex?
096. kiss on the first date? No. Resounding no. Sex only!
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. is there one person you want to be with right now? Girlfriend!
098. are you seriously happy with where you are in life? No. I can see money problems and job problems dropping in on me soon and I have no idea what to do about it... Sigh... I hope it's easy to become a librarian because that'd be cool!
100. Post as 100 truths and tag 12 people.
Tag you're it bitches! HA!