you must be kidding.

[imperfectdouble]

So I come to work this morning finding that I don't have to work, because it's a slow day. Also, someone left me an anonymous gift- someone who introduced themselves by name, attached a card to the present, badly scratched out said name and replaced it with "anony-mouse~!"

Subtle.  The present isn't wrapped- why? because it's a kitten. I'm not a

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[rewritten_heart]

Oooh! I wonder who gave it to you! Whatcha gonna name it!?

[imperfectdouble]

...You're kidding, right?

[rewritten_heart]

...How did you figure it out!? I think you should name it Waffles!

[imperfectdouble]

...What? You are serious, aren't you?

...And no.