Why is this the only convenient way of typing up Forever
The only reason I figure this came up is because I was in Izaya mode while playing the 'ROLL UP FRIENDS' level of We Love Katamari before bed.
SO. It starts out in the apartment, which is fairly accurate for my dreams. Vic and I are just sitting there when some dude knocks on the door. We open it and he's all: "D: Beware!" And just leaves. Like a douche. So we 8| over that and sit back down.
And then the door opens. Even though we'd locked it.
And some creeper pops in all '>:DOHAI' and we buhh and shove him back out and relock the door. Well apparently locks dont work anymore cuz he keeps getting in and I eventually run to my room to close the window...which also doesn't lock. So we grab flag poles, the wooden ones, and are trying to keep all sorts of mofo bitches out of our apartment when I look outside and Izaya is there. Dancing. For no real reason.
And Im just like 'gdi bitch this is your fault I know it!' but I cant say that cuz Im busy trying to beat a guy's face in. So eventually a magical wall is constructed between Vic and I, I run out of hope, and the cops show up. And they have a gun fight. In slow motion. Even though I am not.
So Im saved and the cops are all "Lets go find your roommate!" and I'm all 'okay!:D' except they take me to the police station to look at dead bodies. B| And all dead people are in cello cases. So Im all "Vic isnt here...and Izaya isnt either gdi >>" so I go into this secret back room and theres a bunch of cats at a table. And we sit down and have a meeting about existencial things. Idk. They were cute and fluffy though.
So then it continues and I go to school with Vic like its a normal day and we dont ask questions. So after class we're all ":DThey opened a new store on Fry street! (legit street, dont ask questions) Let's go!" So we do. And its a tiny azn cafe. And they have crepes! And i'm all 'sdkjgkjfjdf omg yay can I have a crepe please?" And I look over the counter.
And Izaya is there.
And then I woke up. 8|
SO. It starts out in the apartment, which is fairly accurate for my dreams. Vic and I are just sitting there when some dude knocks on the door. We open it and he's all: "D: Beware!" And just leaves. Like a douche. So we 8| over that and sit back down.
And then the door opens. Even though we'd locked it.
And some creeper pops in all '>:DOHAI' and we buhh and shove him back out and relock the door. Well apparently locks dont work anymore cuz he keeps getting in and I eventually run to my room to close the window...which also doesn't lock. So we grab flag poles, the wooden ones, and are trying to keep all sorts of mofo bitches out of our apartment when I look outside and Izaya is there. Dancing. For no real reason.
And Im just like 'gdi bitch this is your fault I know it!' but I cant say that cuz Im busy trying to beat a guy's face in. So eventually a magical wall is constructed between Vic and I, I run out of hope, and the cops show up. And they have a gun fight. In slow motion. Even though I am not.
So Im saved and the cops are all "Lets go find your roommate!" and I'm all 'okay!:D' except they take me to the police station to look at dead bodies. B| And all dead people are in cello cases. So Im all "Vic isnt here...and Izaya isnt either gdi >>" so I go into this secret back room and theres a bunch of cats at a table. And we sit down and have a meeting about existencial things. Idk. They were cute and fluffy though.
So then it continues and I go to school with Vic like its a normal day and we dont ask questions. So after class we're all ":DThey opened a new store on Fry street! (legit street, dont ask questions) Let's go!" So we do. And its a tiny azn cafe. And they have crepes! And i'm all 'sdkjgkjfjdf omg yay can I have a crepe please?" And I look over the counter.
And Izaya is there.
And then I woke up. 8|