Bother, bother, bother.

I stole this from Laura who stole it from someone else.

I miss living somewhere that didn't get stupid cold until January or later.

And so, I begin putting things in people for Christmas! Bwahahaha!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, ( Read more... )

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's & father's middle names ( Read more... )

Sound not required.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEqZkglTVYE

If any of you have seen Gamerz... then you will know what I'm talking about when I say that no Goth chick working in a sex store should go so far as to cut up her own ears.

This is also what Lukas has been suggesting to do to Justin for years.http://www.instructables.com

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now (even if we don't speak often or ever) please post a comment with a completely made up, fictional memory of you and me ( Read more... )

I'm at work earlier than everyone else with absolutely nothing to do because I had to go to the Occupational Health nurse to be told that I really didn't need to go at 8 this morning. I did get a Tetanus shot that is bound to make my arm feel like it got caught in a pin-vice ( Read more... )

I could survive for 44 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

I gots me a new puter! Its shiny and everything.