Men are smelly, don't pick up after themselves, fart, belch and scratch their private parts. I tell ya, we need to look for better solutions through technology and chemical engineering.
Men should be thankful for women's hormones, that's what makes us think we want you around. If kept around solely for their lawn-mowing and jar-opening tricks, men would have been obsolete before they could say "vibrator".
I know you are going through a rough time right now. I'm sorry. Remember I'm always here to talk if you need. You can call my cell and I'll call you back from the house or something. That way you can save minutes and come hell or high water I will get up there this summer dad already cleared it. I just need the crash space. Anyway, I love you Joy, take care of yourself. I send you my circle of love, bright blessings and you are in my thoughts...
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Then again, as one of my friends is often wont to say, when asked by his fiancee why he's kept around...
"Just remember, a vibrator can't mow the lawn."
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~Indie
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