Comments | impliedconsent: I hate it when bitches gotta front.

impliedconsent

I hate it when bitches gotta front.

Dec 27, 2005 01:09

This fellah started pestering my fiancee on her IM, and let me tell you, a dude barging into your face with his proud "niceshroomtip" blaring away, makes you think perhaps he doesn't have the most noble of intentions. He proceeded to offer her $100 for sex, so she referred him to my screenname as her "other screenname" that she was going to switch ( Read more... )

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impliedconsent December 27 2005, 10:15:21 UTC

After posting, this was beautifully voice acted for me by a couple of the fine young men of Bethel Island. Goddamn, I should have recorded that.

dw33b December 27 2005, 19:27:22 UTC

Jesus fuck! That would be the feeli good mp3 of the decade.

impliedconsent December 28 2005, 08:56:58 UTC

And that, sir, is why we need the coalition to commit to decisive action!

xkalebre December 27 2005, 10:20:32 UTC

HAHAHAHA!!! Jon, you fucking rock!

impliedconsent December 27 2005, 10:56:05 UTC

Thank you sir! How the hell are ya? It's been two forevers since I've seen you.

xkalebre December 27 2005, 21:23:49 UTC

Doing good, home for winter break, then back to ucsc monday. I'm working at my old job in WC, maybe I'll try to swing by after work some time before I go back to school.

impliedconsent December 27 2005, 23:55:50 UTC

Yeah dude, sounds good. I'm usually home around 7:30pm. Let's make with the kicking of it.

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avril_is_satan December 27 2005, 23:15:41 UTC

You're the greatest one ever. :)

impliedconsent December 27 2005, 23:56:43 UTC

You sent him to me :)

avril_is_satan December 28 2005, 00:13:42 UTC

That doesn't change the fact.

Such a laugh anonymous January 2 2006, 02:09:35 UTC

I found this on a Google search, and it was such a laugh that I had to comment. You're welcome to take a look at my own blog, where I critically analyse that Sai Baba guy. Holy ashes, indeed!

http://saibabaexposed.blogspot.com/

Re: Such a laugh impliedconsent January 2 2006, 09:59:30 UTC

No problem, and thanks for the link back. Anything to undermine the credibility of douchebags such as these is a fine time in my opinion. ;)

Re: Such a laugh impliedconsent January 2 2006, 10:05:46 UTC

I hope you don't mind that I've made each use of "Sai Baba" in the above log into a link to your blog... as well as the first mentions of "a guru". I think it's a pleasant bonus punchline.

masqueraded March 31 2006, 07:23:50 UTC

Wow, that was entertaining.

How's it going Jonny-boy?

impliedconsent March 31 2006, 09:36:17 UTC

Kinda wacky, as you can see ;)
How bout you?

masqueraded March 31 2006, 16:35:24 UTC

Still slowly going insane.