Mr. Nice Guy

[impliedconsent]

An interesting thing happened today, when I was making my cigarette-bearing egress from Sam's Club. Allow me to recount the story, beginning, as it were, at the beginning

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[avril_is_satan]

I am here to testify under oath that his name was not Mike J. It was in fact Theadore. Theadore Neville. Full name. You can take that to the bank!

[impliedconsent]

Don't try to protect that son of a bitch. You're too sentimental.

[belligerentfuck]

Shit that guy sounds like a schlong. I go to Sams club on my lunch break for their cheap sodas, if I see this "Mike J" I will call him an ass hole.

[impliedconsent]

Wink at him for me.

[epshot]

LMAO!

[impliedconsent]

Why thank you :D

[xkalebre]

Dude, you're my HERO!

[impliedconsent]

Thanks Tony! How the hell are you these days? Still on the beach?