Voicemail!

[importantman]

"It would appear that your desire to speak to me is getting in the way of something I like to call 'the pursuit of riches happiness.' If you leave a name, number, slice of cake in my doorway, and how much you'll be paying me if I return your call, I might just."

~BEEP~

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[the_merriest]

Rikku bounced a little while she chattered. "Hi, Valentine! This is Rikku and my hair's all blonde again, hooray! I think I'm gonna keep it blonde for a while. You said you wanted to know so I'm calling. Okay? And hey! When's Fandom Chicken 3? 'Cause if you start it without me I'm gonna be ticked. Okay bye!"

[cantjossme]

Mel's trying to leave a message for her not-boyfriend but gosh darn it, it just seems to go to the wrong box.

"Hey. It's me. I'm bored and restless. Meet me back in the room after workshops and I'll give you the snogging of a lifetime. If you keep your mouth shut I might even give you something special."

[time_flyer_5]

"Pudding? What? How do you go from pudding to slut?"

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[importantman]

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