CS Is An Insult To Humanity
Even though I hate it when people do the "ask me three questions" or "copied from so-and-so's" blah blah blah I felt like doing this.
YOUR…
:x: name = William Garret Sneed
:x: age = 18
:x: birthday = April 8th, 1986, same day as Buddha (hmmm...)
:x: sign = Aries
:x: sex = M
:x: shoe size = 11 1/2
:x: height = 5’ 11’’
:x: weight = 200 something
:x: hair color = People say I am durrty blonde
:x: eye color = Blue
:x: ethnicity = white
:x: siblings = brother Bryan and half-sister Cheryl
DO...
:x: you wish you could live somewhere else?: yes
:x: you think about suicide = yes
:x: you believe in online dating = no
:x: you believe others find you attractive = my family thinks I'm good looking
:x: you want more piercings = possibly
:x: you drink = with family occasionally
:x: you do drugs = no
:x: you smoke = sometimes
:x: you like cleaning = not really, but until I am rich or they make robots, I have to.
:x: you like roller coasters = no.
:x: you write in cursive or print = print, my signature sucks
FOR OR AGAINST...
:x: long distance relationships = I'd give it a shot
:x: using someone = against
:x: suicide = not if I can help it
:x: killing people = it was in self defense, I swear.
:x: teenage smoking = I can't stop kids from doing it
:x: doing drugs = stupid
:x: driving drunk = stupid
:x: gay/lesbian relationships = no problem
:x: soap operas = so stupid they are funny, especially passions, that show is hilarious
:x: Dr. Phil = Lord and Master
FAVOURITE...
:x: food = I'd have to say Asian, but who knows
:x: song = depends on the genre really
:x: thing to do = hang with my friends
:x: subjects = School is retarded, but classes with Craig are the best
:x: sports = hockey, I'm not much of a sports person
:x: drinks = Dr. Pepper, Various Juices
:x: clothes = shirts
:x: movies = Star Wars, Comedy, Kung Fu movies, war movies, stuff that keeps my interest
:x: band/singer = I can't answer that question, stop asking me
:x: holiday = everyday's a holiday when you've got sex!
:x: girl’s name = My name, no, Balthazar
:x: guy’s name = Jamoca
:x: Disney movie = I liked alot of those kids in sports movies from the middle 90's, you know, sand lot, big green, but little giants and rookie of the year sucked.
:x: word = groovy, current;y
:x: nickname = Net Boy
:x: eye color = white
:x: flower = poppies
:x: piercing = none for now
:x: actor = John Wayne is a good guy
:x: actress = Hillary Duff's almost legal
HAVE YOU...
:x: cried over a girl = yeah
:x: cried over a boy= no.
:x: lied to someone = frequently
:x: been in a fist fight = no
:x: been arrested = no
:x: stole/shop-lifted = yes
:x: speed = who doesn't
:x: smoked = yes
:x: drank = yes
:x: gotten drunk = no
:x: gotten drunk and passed out = nope
:x: gotten drunk and couldn't remember anything = one too many times
:x: done drugs = nope
:x: skinny-dipped = yup
:x: gave someone a lap dance = I say I work at a silk screening place, but my real job...
:x: snuck out of the house = I can't, stupid alarm
:x: ran away from home = no
:x: tried to commit suicide = no
:x: used someone = I would say no but then I would be lying
:x: cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend = never had one.
:x: got caught 'doing something' = no, but my dad assumes we do anyways
:x: embarrassed yourself = god yes
:x: share an embarrassing moment = Freshman year when I tried to take my sweatshirt while still wearing my back pack, and I got stuck so I had to have Craig help me.
LAST...
:x: CD you listened to = "Dinosaur Sounds" Catch 22
:x: movie you’ve watched = Kill Bill V. 1
:x: person you've called = Craig
:x: person that's called you = Dad
:x: person you’ve IM-ed = Billie
:x: person who IM-ed you = Billie
:x: TV show you've watched = Drew Cary
:x: person you were thinking of = Mom contradicting herself and being a bitch about it
:x: friend you made = Jaimie
CURRENT…
:x: clothes = Mad Caddies shirt, cargo shorts, boxers
:x: make-up = only to hid my various facial scars from witness protection program surgeries
:x: annoyance = mom, thirst
:x: smell = nothing
:x: taste = dry mouth
:x: sound = music playing from my comp
:x: touch = my pad things on my keyboard drawer
:x: sight = comp monitor
:x: favorite artist (not band) = uhh, no one
:x: favorite group = at the moment it's Catch 22
:x: desktop picture = some stupid windows one
:x: screen-saver = windows xp
:x: book youre reading = Get Fuzzy Treasury
:x: CD in player = In the stereo we have two suicide machines and the impossibles cd
:x: DVD in player = kill bill v. 1
:x: buddies online = 11, two are away, ones on a mobile device, and I am talking to none because AIM is retarded and I have no clue why I sit here all night to talk to a few people I can talk to in person.
YOUR FUTURE…
:x: band’s name = Free Willy and the Mandarangs
:x: band’s first single = I only love you for your body (but you think otherwise)
:x: car = whatever my driver picks me up in
:x: job = god
:x: home = I'll own everything, so wherever the hell I feel like.
:x: city/state/country = Earth, Solar System, Milky Way
:x: is? = I take over everything and declare myself god
WHAT...
:x: shampoo do you use = pantene (sp?)
:x: shoes do you wear = adio wrays, adidas soccor sandals, emericas (work shoes) vans checkerboard slips ons (yard work shoes)
:x: are you scared of = god trying to kill me with trees, honestly he is
NUMBER...
:x: of times I have been in love? = never
:x: of times I have had my heart broken? = 7 or 8 times
:x: of hearts I have broken? = none
:x: of girls I have kissed? = 2, 3
:x: of boys I have kissed? = none
:x: of girls I've slept with? = none
:x: of boys I've slept with? = none
:x: of drugs taken illegally? = none, I guess
:x: of people I would classify as true, could trust with my life type friends? = uhh 2
:x: of people I consider my enemies? = too many
:x: of times my name has appeared in the newspaper? = never
:x: of scars on my body? = 2, ass and arm
:x: of things in my past that I regret? = shit loads
THIS OR THAT…
:x: coke/Pepsi = Dr. Pepper
:x: vanilla coke/vanilla Pepsi = vanilla coke
:x: chocolate/vanilla = chocolate
:x: black/white = black
:x: light/dark = dark
:x: sun/moon = moon
:x: rain/snow = both
:x: sunshine/rain = rain
:x: summer/winter = winter
:x: spring/autumn = autumn
:x: sunrise/sunset = sunset
:x: car/SUV = truck
:x: cell phone/pager = cell
:x: radio/TV = neither
:x: VHS/DVD = DVD
:x: CD/tape = CD
:x: glasses/contacts = glasses represent
:x: morning/night = night
:x: ocean/pool = ocean
:x: skiing/snowboarding = I suck equally at both
:x: skating/skateboarding = skateboard
:x: oranges/apples = apples
:x: strawberries/bananas = I hate em both but I can eat bananas
:x: penguins/polar bears = polar bears
:x: McDonalds/Burger King = Long John Silver
:x: pizza hut/dominos = Little Ceaser's
:x: wine/champagne = taste like shit, never had champagne
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE...
:x: trusting = yes
:x: shy = depends on the person
:x: organized = no
:x: bored easily = very
:x: pretty = can guys be pretty?
:x: hardworking = not usually
:x: funny = yes
:x: random = yes
:x: hot = no
:x: responsible = yes
:x: friendly = yes
:x: amusing = yes
:x: hyper = situational at best
:x: messy = very
:x: ugly = yes
:x: interesting = yes
:x: loveable = yes
:x: caring = yes
:x: hungry = my sources say yes
:x: smart = yeah
:x: sweet = yes
:x: dorky = yes
:x: open-minded = yes
Stolen from my pirate sensei coopshouse15 I.E. Shad