California was awesome. I don't feel the need to go in to details, because I am too lazy and I can just tell you if you ask. Yesterday I went bowling, that was fun, I kicked ass thanks to my Midwestern Bowling genes. I also finally talked to my roommate, he seems like a cool guy. Tonight I am going to a good show (hopefully) and it will probably be ( Read more... )

http://www.american-dad.com/

'Nuff said.

I keep on having this crazy dream, where everyone on my friends list updates incessantly, posting every single detail of every hour, minute and second of their lives, and I have to go back to catch up. And then when I want to update, I don't because I don't want to. Oh, wait, that's real life ( Read more... )

I was going to write a post to complain about things, but then I realized I am better then that. Anyways, You all have a month to do something with me before I go off to college, so let's start planning these things kids. I have to see all of your lovely (at least some of you) faces before I go.

Holy fucking shit fucking shit fuck fucker fucking fuck, I updated.

So here is a story of a man and his money. And A giant, overly-staffed corporation who likes to grab nubile young virgins like my self, spread their ass cheeks, and repeatedly rape them with all sorts of doodads and gadgets. This is the story of my new computer ( Read more... )

I hate doing these things, but oh well.

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Jaimie and I have come to a consensus, Dad's are assholes and divorce is good. Thanks for the chat/discussion/group therapy session Jaimie. In other news, ehh, screw it, I can't think of anything chauvinistic enough to piss you all off.

Ha Ha, stupid girls.