gift ideas

[impressive_name]

So Kali should it be bigger than a bread box or smaller than a postage stamp?

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[kalicatastrophe]

What type of gift is smaller than a postage stamp? A Listerine strip? A nonpariel off of a sno-cap?

[impressive_name]

Well I was going for dimensions not thickness? Some stamps are pretty big too. Like those commemorative ones?

Why would I even give you a Listerine strip for Christmas anyway? I have had no complaints when kissing you.

[kalicatastrophe]

Oh. Well. I don't know, I'm sure I will appreciate anything you purchase for me.

It's not as if we've spent many Christmases together, you know, I'm not aware of the approprite "you're my boyfriend and I love you so I'll buy myself sexy under clothes and pretend it's a gift for you" type gift exchanging etiquette.

[impressive_name]

Oh the sexy underthings aren't gifts for me? I could've sworn that they were. Because you wear them and then I insist on taking them away from you, because clearly they don't belong to you.