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[impure_tale]

Still more departures after such long tenures. I'm beginning to think it's meIt may interest not a single soul among my favored readers that I have taken to using the pool with greater frequency. It removes much of the strain from exercise, but my, do my poor muscles complain after such rigorous exertions

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[majorum_pride]

I refuse to believe that the Marquis de Sade has been having difficulty finding exercise partners. There truly is something wrong with this vessel if that is the case.

[HOW MANY TIMES IN YOUR LIFE DO YOU GET THE CHANCE TO TEASE THE MARQUIS? Not many.]

[impure_tale]

You and I share the same feelings of incredulity, cherub.

[majorum_pride]

[He's way too happy that the Marquis just called him cherub. It makes up for the fact he's been hesitant to quote him since coming on board.] I trust your condition is improving?

[impure_tale]

Slowly but surely. I rather feel as though the whole of existence moves faster than I. Quite frustrating.

[helpmejeeves]

I must agree. As far as water sports are concerned, I far prefer rowing to swimming. If I'm to get wet, I'd rather it be in a bathtub, what? [Bertie is so clueless and naive.]

[impure_tale]

I have a rather large bathtub, should the desire ever seize you.

[helpmejeeves]

That's really most kind of you, but my bathtub is quite large enough for me to submerge myself fully. I've never felt that my toilette is lacking.

[impure_tale]

There's plenty more to be done than simply submerge oneself, dumpling.

[championoftime]

Do remember to come in for a check-up so we can be sure there's no inflammation.

[He's going to ignore that last bit so hard.]

[impure_tale]

Of course, Doctor. [And since it's someone else checking him he might use it as an excuse to get a refill on his pills :|]

[vfranklinmott]

Old age can be a mean bitch. Or so I hear.

[impure_tale]

Old age is hardly the culprit. I am merely recovering from a previous injury.

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[stopthat_destro]

And you can go through my warden for that. I have nothing to say to you.

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[impure_tale]

Exactly the manner of response I would expect from someone undeserving of an apology.

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[stopthat_destro]

Right, you're the only one allowed to dismiss people when it suits you. So sorry for encroaching on your territory, warden.

If you only contacted me to insult me again, then go fuck yourself. [He cuts off the transmission.]

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[impure_tale]

And if I didn't-- [cut off]